All Categories


The Funniest Facebook Status Update Ever

This might be The Funniest Facebook Status Update Ever that make me laugh.
funny facebook status updates

  • My children are quiet. They’ve either figured out how to play together nicely, or have killed each other.
  • is going crazy… wanna come?
  • I have a theory that the world would be a safer place if everyone were forced to take IQ tests and had to display their results as warnings to the population.
  • I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
  • You’re probably wondering why I gathered you all here. So am I.
  • Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?
  • will be using the all knowing Magic 8 Ball to make all decisions today!
  • I sleep better naked…why can’t the flight attendant understand this?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes
[author] [author_image timthumb='on'][/author_image] [author_info]

Budi is the owner of this site. He loves photography, Photoshop Design, Website Design, and of course… Blogging.

He also doing and teaching on his hobby, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. You can check the site at Synergy Jiu-Jitsu Bandung.[/author_info] [/author]

Do you have other funniest facebook status update ever? Just fill in the comment form, cheers :)


About the Author

Buddy Graciello

Source: The Funniest Facebook Status Update Ever

Most Viewed - All Categories